Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it!
It's not my fault! I couldn't help myself! Effing Amazon! It made me buy books I didn't 'need'! I don't know how I even arrived at the craft book section, let alone the whole site.
I was hypnotized.
Brainwashed.
Led by the hand like a distracted toddler unaware that Mummy is going to 'her' bit of John Lewis.
It clearly was not my fault.
That is my story and I am sticking to it I tells ya!!
I'll be telling Mr Biscuit I needed them for Christmas presents that he need not be involved in even a teeny bit. He'll roll his eyes and hope I won't be asking his opinion (I say opinion, I really mean 'let me discuss this with myself out loud until I come to a decision') on fabric/wool/colour/size/recipient etc etc.
Besides he'll only find out if I tell him mmmwaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa!
*shakes fist at Amazon*
*gets excited at thought of new books*
Here's what I bought and of course I am slapping my wrist for the utter lack of self control, sort of, well pretending...
and
(images from amazon)
Not content with getting a fix myself, I am going to be a 'pusher' and encourage you too.
Click
here for the first,
here for the second and you will be taken to the land of temptation otherwise known as Amazon.co.uk.
Surely I am not alone in this, I cant' be?
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